Connaught Place
Published online by Cambridge University Press: 19 March 2020
Summary
Parsi's farewell: You know
my friend you are condemned
It says so: save Aouda from a sati
Where?
Somewhere between Bhopal,
Delhi and Allahabad
It doesn't matter, Verne’s
topography is screwed
The hero breaks the cycle of
devotion and madness
Parsi's admission: Men here die
before they are dead these days
It saves on wood
Most women are widows
from their wedding days
Parsi's advice: You need to put an
announcement in the paper – ready to
save from sati – dark sort of white,
chap, foreigner with credit card,
maestro, versatile and ponderous,
looking for almost living widow, upper
caste, minimum: kshatryia, with fine
features, post card exotic, loaded
with jewels and gems with bracelets,
earrings, and rings, optional; tunic
bordered with gold, and bare minimum
a muslin robe, recommended, as the
book says, share adventure and get
back to London on time.
“Ride my elephant baby, take
photographs of dancing monkey. He?”
When you get to Connaught, you look
for ones with large shopping bags.
Between Hanuman's Temple
and the corner to the
Khadi shopping mall, between the
supplicants, lepers and magicians
She was there
Parsi's friend of a friend: painted black
face with white dots and a golden stud
In a black dress and black headscarf on
dark body, Kali herself Buying Pepsi…
Then the shock: Hey Parsi Man? How do I save her?
Ask the magicians – no time to waste
and build the atmosphere
– You? she said,
(One hundred medicants and fakirs danced in the pit of my stomach)
– You? I said, aren't you the low and base
woman who borrowed my Parker Pen?
– You, she said, aren't you the fluff-fluff
poet from South Africa? You? With the
stupid lines Shiva from Nazareth and
Lenin from Burundi? I confiscated your
pen my man, you call it borrowing?
(200 hundred Brahmins prayed in my heart)
– You? Who dressed you up like that?
My Lord, where did you stick your
head in…(Say it)…Aouda?
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- From Around the World in Eighty DaysThe India Section, pp. 40 - 44Publisher: University of South AfricaPrint publication year: 2014