– Kiss me right now

said Passepartout

– What on earth for?

– To place you on a rating scale

– Not bad yours ranks fifth, she said

examining her notes

– And your Ganesha man?

– Ranks first

– You are stupid

Yours has a dry finish, which is good

His is pure mineral, nitrate, ask-for-more

Yours is committed and intense

His has a pin-point poise

Yours is well-balanced and modest

His is delicately balanced, endless

Yours has a range of ripe flavours

His are pulsating flavours and aromas

Jeera, jasmine, sweat!

There is a difference between being tangy fresh

From being finely fruited

You end it with an enticing bass-note

His is pure tenor!