The people who are against it, some people say, “Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and it’s always been that way and it should always remain that way; if we change it, and it’s between two people of the same sex, then what’s next? Someone could marry an animal.” That’s where they go to right away. These people scare me, and they think we’re weird. I don’t want to marry a goat; I really don’t. I can’t imagine marrying a goat; I can’t even imagine dating a goat. Getting to the point that you’re that serious, to make that kind of commitment. Clearly, you’d live together for a little while, to figure it out and see if you’re compatible. But I’m just picturing the apartment with you and the goat. Just photographs all over the place: you and the goat on the beach running, holding hands. You and the goat with the four-for-one photo strip [DeGeneres mimes the photographic images in the booth]. Sunday morning you’re trying to read the paper; it’s trying to eat it. “Don’t you eat that section, don’t, I haven’t read that yet, don’t you eat, don’t you eat [DeGeneres mimes chasing the goat and playfully fighting for the paper]. Come here, I love you, you goat, you little goat [DeGeneres mimes cuddling with the goat and tickling it under the chin].” I would think that would be a tough day, even for the most liberal parents, the day you bring the goat home. “Mom, Dad, this is Billy. We are in love.”