I have always found it risible

That “atom” should mean indivisible,

When deep inside all atoms lie

Their very tiny nuclei,

Containing almost all the mass,

Surrounded by a foggy gas:

Electrons! We should all be proud

Of what we know about that cloud,

Whose properties were once a mystery

But now belong to science history:

An explanation full and blemish-free

That underlies the whole of chemistry.

And yet the story's even richer.

Within the nucleus we picture

Nucleons—still smaller particles,

About which I could write whole articles.

But let it here suffice to say

The two varieties that they

Possess. (1) Protons with a charge

Of electricity just large

Enough to hold electrons in

Those clouds in which they whirl and spin.

(2) Neutrons: uncharged partners of

The protons, held to them as love

Binds lovers in their warm embrace,

Though bound by mesons in this case.

What could be to God's greater glory?

And yet there's much more to the story!

The nucleons themselves have pieces

Described in many a doctor's thesis.

The Standard Model is the name

Of this subnucleonic game.

It underlies the interplay

Of everything. And so, I say:

Enough of idle talk and twaddle –

Let's celebrate the Standard Model!