I’m not sure the movie-world is ready for another superhero, but if Disney ever do buy my idea of “Accountoman” – the caped crusader of footballing justice – then only Kieran Maguire would be suitable for the role. Bam! Another club owner is whacked in the intangible assets. Pow! No one truncates accounts on my watch! The irony being, of course, that Disney would run a mile from the actual Kieran Maguire because they are definitely not ready for their first R18-rated film.

Late in 2019, producer Guy Kilty contacted me about a podcast he was planning, to cover the murky world of football finance. I wished him well and said it sounded fascinating (as well as a comedian, writer and author, I am also quite a good liar). It turns out that Guy, knowing that I was a hopeless romantic about football and a total idiot about finances, thought I would be the ideal person to host the podcast alongside football finance expert Kieran Maguire. I would become the slightly dim sidekick accompanying our hero as we took on the villains of the beautiful game, a sort of Batman and Robin against Vatman and Robbing.

And so began my relationship with the author of this book. A relationship that has turned into a close friendship, with a podcast that is already well on the way to its twomillionth download. The close friendship bit is all the more remarkable considering that much of our work has been conducted remotely because of the Covid-19 pandemic and considering which bloody football team the rascal supports.

Kieran and Guy took the sensible decision not to tell me he was a Brighton fan until after we had recorded four episodes, by which time I was obviously hurt and disappointed but had already sussed that Kieran was on the side of the angels and knew, that as a Crystal Palace fan, I held the moral high ground. I decided I would rise above the issue, and, at the same time, mention Kieran's betrayal at every opportunity on the pod. He's from South London, for God's sake! It would have been better if he supported Millwall – at least they’re his local team!